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What are you all thankful for?

Zombies fear me because I eat them.

Nest time soneone enrages you, call that person a "fucking prick bastard mother fucking bitch sucking cock blasting son of a bitch!".

ElfDude wrote:

awip2062 wrote:Manly can describe a female

You're calling Feather manly?

She's calling you female.

I just shaved Walkinghairball's entire body with a belt sander and he loved every minute of it.

awip2062 wrote:Oh dear I misread that at first and thought you said "nookie"!

Now THAT would've been awkward.

Besides, it'd be 20 weeks late.

awip2062 wrote:So almost halfway to having a baby!

Actually, PAST halfway.

WHAT WAS THAT!?

Soup4Rush wrote:Yeah.. I quit at quitting a while ago!

My foot. Your crotch. [Evil]

If life made sense, bad things would only happen to bad people.

Wow, I killed a thread for over two months.

I'm just THAT good.

"It's my mint spaghetti
And I won't share with Betty
Or Geddy Lee from Rush
'Cause he plays too much"

-Jonathan Ian Mathers

Sub Zero wrote:<impales> Raiden on large icicle

<vanishes>

I'm all right. It's just a flesh wound.

So cold...

Ooh, that's gotta hurt.

As punishment, you must read these terrible lyrics. I'll even highlight the worst ones and comment on others. The kombat king, the best of the best Just look at Rayden, he cannot rest Our champ, solid as a rock He gives his opponent a state of shock - *facepalm* with power, electricity, he dissappea...