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by KaelMwithascrubbrush
Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:15 am
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: Sentences
Replies: 4876
Views: 449868

Or was it Melvin? :?
by KaelMwithascrubbrush
Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:14 am
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: Change a letter
Replies: 6018
Views: 572757

camp

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(Sorry about showing your house Hairball...it was too good to pass up! :razz:)
by KaelMwithascrubbrush
Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:10 am
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: Complete the sentence . . .
Replies: 1162
Views: 170032

Xanny's hair, then proceeded to kick the bucket.

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I'm so lonesome I could...
by KaelMwithascrubbrush
Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:51 pm
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: The Joke thread
Replies: 2443
Views: 339021

"Darling," said the swooning man to his new bride. "Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?"

"Of course, dearest, no trouble," she said. "But what will you live on?"
by KaelMwithascrubbrush
Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:49 pm
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: Sentences
Replies: 4876
Views: 449868

Walkinghairball wrote:Ate too much food last weekend, I think I will starve this week.
(Image...it's in perentheses, so it counts! :P )
by KaelMwithascrubbrush
Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:47 pm
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: Change a letter
Replies: 6018
Views: 572757

dame

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by KaelMwithascrubbrush
Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:44 pm
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: Complete the sentence . . .
Replies: 1162
Views: 170032

ought to go to rehab.

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Sometimes I feel useless as...
by KaelMwithascrubbrush
Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:35 pm
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: Complete the sentence . . .
Replies: 1162
Views: 170032

addressing the UN General Counsel and you let loose a raunchy ol' fart!

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I wonder why mama never told me
by KaelMwithascrubbrush
Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:30 pm
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: Change a letter
Replies: 6018
Views: 572757

fame

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by KaelMwithascrubbrush
Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:27 pm
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: Sentences
Replies: 4876
Views: 449868

There be some damn scary mice around here!!!

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by KaelMwithascrubbrush
Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:23 pm
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: The Joke thread
Replies: 2443
Views: 339021

Variation on the lawyer/librarian joke:

What do you get when you cross a lawyer and the Godfather?
You get an offer you can't understand.

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What do you get when you have five lawyers drowned at the bottom of a pool?

A good start. :shock:
by KaelMwithascrubbrush
Sat Dec 15, 2007 5:05 pm
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: Pick One
Replies: 5290
Views: 543673

Can't use either...I'm broke :(

Death by chocolate or death by sex?
by KaelMwithascrubbrush
Sat Dec 15, 2007 5:02 pm
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: Sentences
Replies: 4876
Views: 449868

It's cold in Topeka (for context, see link below).

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CZHW3ODFhvo
by KaelMwithascrubbrush
Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:59 pm
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: The Joke thread
Replies: 2443
Views: 339021

Continuing with the lawyer theme:

What is the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead skunk in the road?


There are always skid marks in front of the skunk.
by KaelMwithascrubbrush
Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:57 pm
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: Complete the sentence . . .
Replies: 1162
Views: 170032

...oh crap, come to think of it that was an old woman.

In all my life, I have never...