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Near Boston YYZ?

How do you equate giving YOU a hard time to dissin' your whole country? Don't you know that I would love to go to Scotland and see what the countryside is like?

Hey, Atlas Shrugged! My wife owns that book. I was just looking at it the other day! it's on her desk right now.

I gave her a hard time cuz it's Ayn Rand who as we all know is associated with RUSH if not Neil, and she HATES RUSH.....

It was pretty satisfying.

Don't you know how to take a joke?

Only because she's already been embalmed. Or is she plastic too? She's looking pretty waxy these days. And like her face is going to crack if she moves her mouth too much.

Why would I do that?

^^^^^^^

Is CRAZY for liking Dave Grohl

Is THAT what you call it?

^^^^^ has made a few tapes of her own.

A man and his wife were doing yard work. The husband said to his wife, "Gee, honey, your butt is as wide as the BBQ grill." The wife ignores his remark. A little later, the husband, measuring tape in hand, walked over to his wife. While she was bending over to tend to her flower bed, he me...

Shouldn't it be "Do you really think I want to speak 'englsh'" CORRECTLY?

Mmmmmm....margarine.....mmmmmmm......

(it is a little disturbing to think that only one molecule seperates margarine from the plastic container it comes in)

nah that was SO right! LMAO

Ah, but plastic DOES melt!

*takes out his trusty M-9 flamethrower and melts Xan to a bubbling sticky mess of melted plastic*

Muah hah hah hah hah!

Cereal.

Coke or Pepsi?