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Steak (though I don't eat either)


Constipation or diarrhea

I just had my Xbox 360 replaced. I still have the same memory card I had before, but it acts as if there's nothing on it. Bully: Scholarship Edition had a few missions that were so hard for me they sent me into a moderate rage. And now I have to start ALL OVER AGAIN! [insert various four-letter word...

This is how my uncle told me this "bad" joke. "Jesus walks into an inn*. He lays four nails on the desk and says, "Put Me up for the night." "Three nails, David. Three nails." was my response. "That's why it's a bad joke." *There was room this time.

Omega


Lose your sight or lose your hearing

So.....who wants to fight?

CygnusX1 wrote:

T4EFAN wrote:It's been a toasty E so far.

You too?

F is not looking much better, either. LOL

It's AFRICA hot....Warp-the-train-tracks hot...Get-my-gun hot.

It's looking the same for G too.

It's been a toasty E so far.

I have a multi-purpose medicine box.

For the sighted, it helps you learn the days of the week (Sun, Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat)

For the blind, it helps you learn the alphabet (A, B, C, D, E, F, G)

Hanve a nice E.

I remember a picture I saw of a tattoo I didn't like. Well, not the tattoo ITSELF.

A woman had Jesus' face tattooed on her stomach. My objection was not His face, but what this freak used to make His beard. I voiced this objection and got crap for it.

Here's some stuff various characters in the game Bully say. "What would you call a yard stick in the metric system?" "I'll be a virgin until I die!" "Friends? Friends are for the weak!" "Students are reminded that if it doesn't leave a bruise, it does not count as ...

I don't know how long she thought I'd be waiting outside. I thought it was kinda weird, but kind. My guess is if she thought I was needy, I'd come home with food EVERY Sunday. That reason (charity) never crossed my mind.

So, I forgot my key this morning while leaving for church. I realized it while sitting in the sanctuary. I thought, "Nine out of ten times Dad's home. He'll be there". Sharon, my Sunday school teacher (may God have mercy on her soul) brought me home. I told her I'd just sit on my porch swi...

"YES! I'M SAFE! YOUR WIFE EXPLODED!" - SpongeBob

I also have the worst brother EVER. Here he is: http://www.dcvmk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/Shao_Kahn_Mortal_Kombat_vs_DC_Comics.jpg Now THAT'S someone to fear. Are you sure tha'ts your "brother"? Hmmm..kinds sounds like when someone is talking about a "friend" of thiers not...

I used to take the depression test weekly back in 2004. Every time I went further off the scale. This time I got something like 28 (54 being severe).