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Fun With A-Rod
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:44 am
by CygnusX1
Top Ten Messages Left On
A-Rod's Answering Machine
10. "Hey, it's Mark McGwire. Want to get together this week and not talk about the past?"
9. "Joe Torre here -- thanks for helping book sales."
8. "Could you find a steroid that keeps you from choking in the playoffs?"
7. "Are you worried this will taint all the championships you didn't win?"
6. "It's Bernie Madoff. Nice try, but I'm still the most hated man in New York."
5. "Michael Phelps here. Got any munchies?"
4. "This is Sammy Sosa. Just pretend you don't speak English."
3. "Michael Phelps again. Did I call you - or did you call me?"
2. "Hey, it's Rod Blagojevich -- I'll say you're innocent, if you say I am."
And the #1 message left on A-Rod's machine:
1. "It's Madonna. You got a phone number for Jeter?"
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:55 pm
by PV
LOVE IT! I tried so hard to stay awake for the A-Roid Top 10 the other night and just couldn't do it. Thanks for posting that, Cyg!
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:21 am
by CygnusX1
Hey stranger!
(jus' kiddin')
Glad you liked it!
Somebody out there's gotta have some more funny A-Rod stuff!
POST IT UP!
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:26 am
by schuette
I thought this thread was gonna be about fishing
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:31 am
by CygnusX1
schuette wrote:I thought this thread was gonna be about fishing
Uhhhhh....
No.
But thanks for playing! ((((Schu))))
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:31 am
by Walkinghairball
schuette wrote:I thought this thread was gonna be about fishing
No we have a hunting and fishing thread, but not in the sports section.
Where is that thread..............*Goes off to look*
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:32 am
by schuette
I aint gonna read about hunting...
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:38 am
by CygnusX1
That's why I don't post in it anymore.
Seemed like I was hurting feelings...
... by talking about
harvesting and eating tasty animals.
sorry Schu....that was in bad "taste"
ok ok..... no more. ((((Schu))))
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:42 am
by schuette
hey doesnt bother me...if you kill to eat thats totally different to hunting for pleasure...and you should still post in it..if anyone is offended by it they just shouldnt read the thread...
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:48 am
by Walkinghairball
Well I didn't make the thread for glory seeking animal killers.
Everything I posted pic wise the animal is used as entirely as possible.
What is left over like horns or tail feathers is for looking at, but never considered as "Trophy" by my family people.
And for what it's worth, I don't remember anyone getting buggered up over that thread.
I will still have to go find it.
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:54 am
by schuette
bet we get row here for getting this thread way off topic
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:03 am
by Walkinghairball
Well, back on topic then.
A-Rod is a double douche bag.
Oh, I found the hunting thread and it seems ok to me. I didn't see one negative thing regarding hurt feelings or please remove because it makes me feel icky.
A little fish blood but other than that........A-Rod free.
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:11 am
by CygnusX1
Walkinghairball wrote:Well, back on topic then.
A-Rod is a double douche bag.
Oh, I found the hunting thread and it seems ok to me. I didn't see one negative thing regarding hurt feelings or please remove because it makes me feel icky.
A little fish blood but other than that........A-Rod free.
Cool.
And yes.... A-Rod's a lyin' sack of shit....But a RICH one.
At least Phelps was straight up tubin' when
he got caught.
He had no reason to lie, so Phelps wins in the end.
A-Rod will always be a disappointment.
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:50 pm
by PV
CygnusX1 wrote:Hey stranger!
Hey back atcha, man! Good to see you!
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:19 pm
by PV
Report: A-Rod linked to trainer banned by MLB
Yankees star Alex Rodriguez has had a long relationship with a steroid-linked trainer who's been banned from major-league clubhouses, The Daily News in New York reported Friday.
Angel Presinal, banned after an October 2001 incident involving an unmarked gym bag full of steroids, has been an associate of Rodriguez dating back to his time with the Texas Rangers, several sources told the paper.
One said Presinal accompanied Rodriguez for the entire 2007 season, staying in a hotel room during road trips with the cousin Rodriguez pegged three days ago as his steroid source from 2001-03. The cousin was identified Thursday as Yuri Sucart.
The source said Rodriguez avoided being seen in public with Presinal, whose name surfaced in the Mitchell Report in December 2007, but had contact with him in New York and Miami as recently as this past fall.
"He's an unsavory character," said a source.
The Mitchell Report described the investigation that followed the 2001 incident at a Toronto airport where Presinal told law enforcement the bag containing drugs belonged to then-Indians star Juan Gonzalez.
Yankees general manager Brian Cashman told the paper he was aware of Presinal's name but said that the exiled trainer had no official ties to the team.
"He's never had any association with the Yankees," Cashman said. "Whether he knows our players or has worked with any of our players, I wouldn't be able to confirm that."
Agent Scott Boras would not comment on Rodriguez's relationship with Presinal, who runs a gym at the Palacio del los Deportes in Santo Domingo. Presinal also did not return multiple calls.
"Several people have warned Alex about this guy," said a source.
MLB began monitoring Presinal's relationships with players after the bag containing five ampules of anabolic steroids, the anabolic drug clenbuterol and hypodermic needles, was seized by the Canadian Border Service Agency in 2001, the paper reported.
Presinal was traveling with the Cleveland Indians, where he was Gonzalez's personal trainer at the time.
Agents notified Toronto police, who allowed the bag to be shipped to the hotel where the club was staying to see who claimed it.
A border agency seizure report said the man who picked up the bag was Presinal. Agents questioned Presinal and Gonzalez, then an outfielder for the Indians, for four hours before deciding they didn't have enough evidence to link the bag to either. The bag was confiscated.
MLB did an investigation after the incident and banned Presinal from any area in a ballpark not open to the public.
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"He's an unsavory character," said a source.
Which one? A-Rod or his dealer?
