When you have no clue as to what you want to say
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Walkinghairball
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by Walkinghairball » Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:25 am
Well, the "Oh no" bird has 4 inch legs, and a 10 inch pecker.............
When he comes in for a landing, he screams..............."OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Big Blue Owl
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by Big Blue Owl » Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:29 am
Hahahahaha!
He should try for a hole in one on the golf course...or a basketball hoop might do.
Walkinghairball
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by Walkinghairball » Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:35 am
Is that yer final answer?
No kidding.
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by zepboy » Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:22 am
Nancy Pelosi
Big Blue Owl
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by Big Blue Owl » Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:09 am
A poodle named Richard Simmons because as soon as you come into the room it sticks its nose in your balls. Oh, and can't stand skinny women.
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schuette
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by schuette » Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:11 am
what's skinny women got to do with pet names
Big Blue Owl
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by Big Blue Owl » Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:13 am
Well, perhaps because you can throw one and get Fido to fetch, but I was referring to how Richard Simmons craves the company of obese ladies and doesn't have too much to say to a "hot" one (except for ass-waxing tips.)
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schuette
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by schuette » Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:14 am
I dont know who Richard Simmons is
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by Big Blue Owl » Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:22 am
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schuette
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by schuette » Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:24 am
Big Blue Owl wrote: Shit! Then you have missed out on many laughs in yer life.
no I never...I grew up with british humour
but I'll check them out...cheers
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by Big Blue Owl » Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:29 am
Me too! Brit humo(u)r is the best, but there are a few Americans who deserve a mention. This wack-job is one of 'em.
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CygnusX1
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by CygnusX1 » Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:02 am
zepboy wrote: Nancy Pelosi
OH SNAP!! (coffee-snarf)
that was too funny
she's OUT THERE.
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by zepboy » Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:49 pm
Howzabout Hillary? wouldn't name a but-ugly bulldog Hillary!
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by CygnusX1 » Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:44 am
zepboy wrote: Howzabout Hillary? wouldn't name a but-ugly bulldog Hillary!
yep...that would be animal cruelty.
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by zepboy » Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:49 am
snotty hosebag