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The Bold Faced Lies Thread!!!
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:48 am
by Walkinghairball
Make all yer outrageous claims here.
I'll kick it off.
(Starts game)
I taught Buddy Rich how to play drums.
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:12 am
by CygnusX1
When I played baseball, I was what you would call a
"Contact Hitter"....If I got a base hit, I would holler:
"HEY.....Somebody
contact the coach and tell him I got a HIT!!!"
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:44 am
by CygnusX1
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:07 am
by Soup4Rush
My penis is 12 inches long
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:10 am
by CygnusX1
Soup4Rush wrote:My penis is 12 inches long
mine is too, but when it's
limp
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:44 am
by awip2062
I am going to marry Rob Halford this weekend and all of you will be picked up in about 5 minutes by a limo filled with your favorite beverages.
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:47 am
by CygnusX1
HAHAHAHA AS IF
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:49 am
by awip2062
Siggs is laughing because this is the bold-faced lie thread and he knows I am telling the truth.
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:01 pm
by CygnusX1
Hey t...not slamming Leon or anything (he's my Bro, yaknow?), but since you're a teacher, shouldn't the spelling of the thread name be "bald-faced" instead of "bold-faced" I mean, I'm BOLD-Faced--and I LIE here, but am I wrong?
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:04 pm
by awip2062
Some say "bold" some say "bald" and I say that Neil looks good wether bold or bald.
*hopes she skeetered out of that one with the mention of the Professor*
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:05 pm
by CygnusX1
then it's all good, and I shall remain bold-faced and like it
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:08 pm
by awip2062
Whew!
I am SO thankful for Neil.
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:12 pm
by CygnusX1
yeppers......t dodges another hair-splitter!
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:02 pm
by awip2062
I saw three Red BMWs travelling down Hwy 101 east this morning and Neil was on each of them at the same time!
Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 6:40 am
by Me
I'm willing to bet you all didn't know that I'm the owner and offical photgrapher of Victoria's Secret and I know alot of their secrets too
I also own a 54' yacht have a huge home in Bermuda and do occasional "HITS" for the international community.
Other than I'm just a normal sort of guy.
