How will you die?

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Oh my! :shock: I think I'm going to be right behind you, Siggy! :shock:

Working a customer service desk at a grocery store (aka dealing with stupid people) is going to be my mental downfall.

Here's a good one from yesterday THE 15TH - true phone call!!!

Me - answers the phone saying my usual greeting

Customer - I was in your store last weekend on the 4th and I purchased a gallon of milk. The freshness date is the 13th. I only drank about 2/3 or 3/4 of the gallon. Now it's past its date. Can I return it or get a new gallon?

Me - :shock: :shock: :shock:

Customer - Now it tastes sour, I don't think it's good anymore.

Me - :shock: :shock: :shock: along with a good ear cleaning because I can't believe what I'm hearing...

Customer - And I don't think I have my receipt.

Me - *recalls what my job description says* Yes, ma'am. You can bring that back. We'll be happy to refund you for the milk or replace it with a new gallon. :x

I would never, ever, ever have the gall to make a phone call like that!!! Dumb people... Sheesh... *engages shotgun*
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PV wrote:Oh my! :shock: I think I'm going to be right behind you, Siggy! :shock:

Working a customer service desk at a grocery store (aka dealing with stupid people) is going to be my mental downfall.

Here's a good one from yesterday THE 15TH - true phone call!!!

Me - answers the phone saying my usual greeting

Customer - I was in your store last weekend on the 4th and I purchased a gallon of milk. The freshness date is the 13th. I only drank about 2/3 or 3/4 of the gallon. Now it's past its date. Can I return it or get a new gallon?

Me - :shock: :shock: :shock:

Customer - Now it tastes sour, I don't think it's good anymore.

Me - :shock: :shock: :shock: along with a good ear cleaning because I can't believe what I'm hearing...

Customer - And I don't think I have my receipt.

Me - *recalls what my job description says* Yes, ma'am. You can bring that back. We'll be happy to refund you for the milk or replace it with a new gallon. :x

I would never, ever, ever have the gall to make a phone call like that!!! Dumb people... Sheesh... *engages shotgun*
*LAFFS* CLICK-CLICK-PULL!!! :roll: :P

ah well PV, just remember that it's still LEGAL to be stupid.....LOL
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Post by PV »

Thanks for having my back, bro! :-D

Now is the time to be really glad he's a rule breaker. :wink:
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Post by CygnusX1 »

PV wrote:Thanks for having my back, bro! :-D

Now is the time to be really glad he's a rule breaker. :wink:
*Belly Laffs*

*reloads*
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A deranged lunatic splashes you in the face with a bucket full of hydrofluoric acid, immediately melting the flesh from your skull..

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^^^^
Gee, now there's a cheery thought . . . bubble, bubble, sizzle!
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Atleast it's not, "Squeel, squeel...Glub, glub...Bubble, bubble, bubble." :)
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Aerosmitten wrote:Atleast it's not, "Squeel, squeel...Glub, glub...Bubble, bubble, bubble." :)
see how bad my mind is.....I immediately think of 'squeal like a piggy' :shock:
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Post by Raiden »

While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.

Gee, thanks. I can't remember the last time I fell down a flight of stairs.
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Post by Walkinghairball »

I thought I would try it again.


Here it is............

While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections.

What is this, the fight thread???? :-D
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My fate . . .

You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive.

Cool! Barbecue!

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Post by schuette »

nope wont let me try again..
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schuette wrote:nope wont let me try again..
I wonder if it has IP issues???
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Post by schuette »

maybe it means i'll die the night :shock:
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schuette wrote:maybe it means i'll die the night :shock:

Better not, I still got to drink you under the table.
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