The "Laws of Reality" Game

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The "Laws of Reality" Game

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Follow suit and we all should learn something...

Law of the Alibi:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the
very next morning you will have a flat tire.
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CygnusX1 wrote:Follow suit and we all should learn something...

Law of the Alibi:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the
very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Actually, I think it's the law of the lie. Every one you tell will bite you in the keester! LOL
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zepboy wrote:Actually, I think it's the law of the lie. Every one you tell will bite you in the keester! LOL
TESTIFY on that one Brudda, but you gotta post a "law!" :-D
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I got another one:


Law of Probability:

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of
your act.
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The Law Of Causality.

Torture small dogs and you will no doubt get a burning crab infestation :-D
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^^^

***snort*** hahahaha


Law of Wrong Numbers:

If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone
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Re: The "Laws of Reality" Game

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CygnusX1 wrote:
zepboy wrote:Actually, I think it's the law of the lie. Every one you tell will bite you in the keester! LOL
TESTIFY on that one Brudda, but you gotta post a "law!" :-D

Law of bad posting: post against the thread rules, and you will be exposed!!!
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zepboy wrote:
CygnusX1 wrote:
zepboy wrote:Actually, I think it's the law of the lie. Every one you tell will bite you in the keester! LOL
TESTIFY on that one Brudda, but you gotta post a "law!" :-D

Law of bad posting: post against the thread rules, and you will be exposed!!!
Sorry Zep. I didn't have my bifocals on. :roll:

"Law of the Lie" STANDS. Good one.
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Law of Biomechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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LAW OF "JUST GET THE HELL OVER IT YOU FREAKIN WUSSY!"


The world ain't fair, and a fair will rob you blind.

:razz: :-D
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Walkinghairball wrote:LAW OF "JUST GET THE HELL OVER IT YOU FREAKIN WUSSY!"


The world ain't fair, and a fair will rob you blind.

:razz: :-D

ROFLMBO!!! Preach it bro!!!
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zepboy wrote:
Walkinghairball wrote:LAW OF "JUST GET THE HELL OVER IT YOU FREAKIN WUSSY!"


The world ain't fair, and a fair will rob you blind.

:razz: :-D

ROFLMBO!!! Preach it bro!!!

Funny thing is I suffered with a gnarly right eyebrow skull splitting headache today, and I was rather unhappy when I posted that....... :oops:
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Walkinghairball wrote:Funny thing is I suffered with a gnarly right eyebrow skull splitting headache today, and I was rather unhappy when I posted that....... :oops:
Talk about a inconvenient truth!

Right on Hairy. :-D
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Gorespeak: If Al Gore says it, you can be sure it isn't realistic. ie: no fosil fuel use in ten years. Yeah right! Are we going to find an alternative source to keep the worlds airlines running on other than jet fuel within ten years?!!
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zepboy wrote:Gorespeak: If Al Gore says it, you can be sure it isn't realistic. ie: no fosil fuel use in ten years. Yeah right! Are we going to find an alternative source to keep the worlds airlines running on other than jet fuel within ten years?!!
I gotta go with Ann Coulter's take on this one....

"Why doesn't he (Gore) just challenge us to get rid of OXYGEN in ten
years too?"

hahaha
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