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Post by CygnusX1 »

***sneaks in and drops a sight-robbing "stealth" popcorn fart***

***surveys the heap of bodies resulting from my wafting wake***
Don't start none...won't be none.
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Ahhhhhh RUN!!! METHANE GAS!!!!!
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*dons protective mask and gear*


(As I am Army trained)


*clicks metal together to warn others of eminent gas attack*
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Post by Raiden »

*walks into empty room, looks around*

Hmm...... I'm bored........ I know!

*performs Torpedo move bouncing off the walls*

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Post by CygnusX1 »

***Snares Raiden in a aviary net***

***passes out Louisville Sluggers for some silly pi?ata fun***
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Post by Raiden »

Oh, crap, this is going to hurt a lot, isn't it.

*various sounds of shouting and metal baseball bat impacts*

*eventually starts sending electricity through the bats*
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Post by Walkinghairball »

Raiden wrote:Oh, crap, this is going to hurt a lot, isn't it.

*various sounds of shouting and metal baseball bat impacts*

*eventually starts sending electricity through the bats*



Uh......................Louisville Sluggers are made of wood. Eastons are aluminum.
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Post by CygnusX1 »

Walkinghairball wrote:
Raiden wrote:Oh, crap, this is going to hurt a lot, isn't it.

*various sounds of shouting and metal baseball bat impacts*

*eventually starts sending electricity through the bats*



Uh......................Louisville Sluggers are made of wood. Eastons are aluminum.
As I just happen to be a master electrician, and never fight anywhere
without my double-insulated work boots....

***Delivers a home run swing to Raiden's breadbasket with the utmost
confidence in dielectric insulation properties***
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Post by Raiden »

CRAP! Not the lightning rod!

*falls to the floor, lying in the fetal position*

Walkinghairball wrote:Uh......................Louisville Sluggers are made of wood. Eastons are aluminum.
This one is.

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So shut up. :-)
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Post by CygnusX1 »

^^^

Alright! A Warrior!

***takes a practice swing***

It's Light....but beefy!

Suh-WEET! :headbang:
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Post by Raiden »

Something tells me I'm about to rue this.
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Post by Walkinghairball »

Raiden wrote:Something tells me I'm about to rue this.
This one is............*See's picture*.................. So shut up.

Ok, I stand corrected................I never knew L.S. also makes aluminum bats.


*Pushes Raiden into the pool*.............................HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! :razz: :lol:
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Post by Raiden »

*Splash, stays under to see how long I can hold my breath*

*71 seconds pass*

*Rises from the depths, gasping for air that doesn't have water in it, then gets out of the pool*

I'm a wet thunder god now. Man, it's cold in here. I hate it when this happens.

Let me see that bat for a moment.

*takes baseball bat from Walkinghairball and swings, losing grip due to wet hands, causing the bat to fly across the room and break a lamp*

Sorry about that.
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Post by Raiden »

*Closes eyes and throws a punch, feels the impact and hears a thud*

*Teleports out of the room*
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Post by Sub Zero »

Hey who the hell just sucker punched me?
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