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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 7:54 pm
by happysmilies007
these are a hoot!! thanks guys!!

carolynn :evil:

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 9:57 am
by Slaine mac Roth
Q What's the definition of a bassist

A1: Someone not egotistical to be a guitarist
A2 Someone who hides behind the vocalist's ego

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 6:13 pm
by Sir Myghin
how does the explain my ego?

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:05 pm
by *Lifesonite
You're a freak of nature.

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:52 am
by Slaine mac Roth
Sir Myghin wrote:how does the explain my ego?
It can't be as big as that belonging to a guitarist - it doesn't look awuashed on your avatar.

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:52 pm
by happysmilies007
Slaine mac Roth wrote:awuashed
awuashed, slaine?? is this a new word to add to my vocabulary?

carolynn :evil:

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 1:09 pm
by Slaine mac Roth
Of course I meant squashed.

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 4:59 pm
by Sir Myghin
my egos pretty big maybe its beause i'ma guitarist too? lol

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 7:55 pm
by happysmilies007
squashed, aha, of course!! how ever did i not see it??

carolynn

Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2004 3:17 pm
by The Necromancer
This one's a drummer joke, but oh well.

Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a podiatrist?
A: The podiatrist bucks up your feet!

Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2004 3:29 pm
by ElfDude
The great bassist Jeff Berlin once commented about bass players and smoking. He thought it was drummers who looked cool smoking cigarettes onstage. He said that the last time he'd tried smoking onstage, he got smoke in his eye, went temporarily blind, and ended up accidentally clobbering Alan Holdsworth with the headstock of his bass.

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 6:15 pm
by Aerosmitten
Sir Myghin wrote:my egos pretty big maybe its beause i'ma guitarist too? lol
And do ya sing too? :shock:

*Stalking Sir MYdweeb*

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 6:23 pm
by Aerosmitten
awip2062 wrote:I must have H pur her bass player jokes here.

I remember this one:

What has half a brain and 8 strings?

Two bassits!

And this:

What happended when the bassist do when he locked his keys in the car?

It took him two hours to ged the vocalist out!
What did the bassist ged on his math test?

Drool

humm, I really can't think of anything atm..ummmm...

What do you call a bassist that actually finished highschool?

Manager at McDonalds

errr...

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

a) None, the pianist can do that with his laft hand
b) 4, 1 to actually screw it in, and 3 to fight off the guitarist who is hogging all the light
c) Only one, but only after he uses up a dozen light bulbs before finally realizing you must twist them, not just push them in.

Nyuck nyuck nyuck

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:47 am
by Slaine mac Roth
Have you heard about the specialist dog show?

Entered into it were a mathematicians dog, an architects dog and a drummers dog. First on is the Mathematicians dog. The judges place seven bones in front of him. The dog places three bones behind him and barks four times to great applause.

Next on is the architects dog. Once again seven bones are placed in front of him which the dog fashions into a miniature house to more applause.

Finally its the turn of the drummers dog. When the seven bones are placed in front of him, he immediately eats them before screwing the other two dogs. turning to the Judges he asks, in a loud voice, 'How much does this gig pay anyway?'

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 12:15 pm
by Sir Myghin
c) Only one, but only after he uses up a dozen light bulbs before finally realizing you must twist them, not just push them in.
that one was a drummer joke last time i heard it