Superficial Presidential Thread

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:00 am

LOL!!!!

Those were awesome! I knew I could count on you!

Kares4Rush · Post by **Kares4Rush** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:29 am

OMG!!! WAAAY too FUNNY BBO!!!

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:37 pm

*Bows deeply, bumps head on floor, pants rip in ass-region, rolls forward, unconcious onto back, is thankful for a good night's sleep*

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:17 pm

I think BBO really nailed it with his post!

If I might add one person to the mix, though...

I know some people are going to write this guy in on their ballot. Maybe if we had him in office, other nations would think twice about messing with us.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:20 pm

Imagine that................... A freakshow hippy in the White House.

Alice rocks!!!

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:45 pm

He already has his own town in Phoenix. Note the "O"s in Cooperstown

And he's an all-American boy

And when I think of monsters...

So, right on. Why not Alice for president?

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:46 pm

He's the right age and he is a natural-born citizen.

Kares4Rush · Post by **Kares4Rush** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 3:53 pm

I LOVE Alice!

Did any of you hear him interview the Boys before the tour? AWESOME! They were so cool with each other. Veteran contemporaries shooting the breeze.

Mr. Potatoe Head · Post by **Mr. Potatoe Head** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 7:55 am

Big Blue Owl wrote:
Looks like a president.

Looks like a bed-wetter

Looks like a First "Lady".

High School Principal

Future men's room toe-tapper

New car sales

Looks like a vice presidential coffee gopher

Needs prunes NOW!

Dead in two years

Dead in 6

Reminds me of an actor who plays a homely husband to a hot chick...oh wait, that's real.

We don't speak about "Bad Uncle Ron" anymore...

The waif-like secret bastard child of Willy Mays

Looks like a president

Unfunny comedian, Shecky something...

Anally fixated cocaine addict

Looks like someone that wants to and would cause us a lot of grief and tell us to tighten our belts. When asked any question he says, "I'm working on it!"

The tears are rolling thanx

That was FUNNNNNNY

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:19 pm

Brutally perfect. Man my sides hurt. Great post Owlie.

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:15 pm

There were a lot of folks who liked matching up pictures of the current president with pictures of primates. I see he's not the only one you can do that with.

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:30 am

Whoa. Anybody else see this one today?

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:28 am

Isn't that nurse Ratchett???

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:33 pm

Wow, that's almost Photoshop material. How can she look pretty good one day and like my great-granny the next?

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:43 pm

Big Blue Owl wrote:Wow, that's almost Photoshop material. How can she look pretty good one day and like my great-granny the next?

I think it was posted in the press as a sympathy picture. "Look what all this campaigning does to a person" kinda thing. I didn't post it in here to mock her. It just seemed appropriate for the superficial thread.