Open discussion about the world we live in today. Topics in here can get heated, but please keep it civil.
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YYZ30
Posts: 6196 Joined: Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:05 am
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by YYZ30 Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:20 am
*in my smoothest TV voiceover tones*
This program will be translated for the hearing impared
Walkinghairball
Posts: 25037 Joined: Wed Apr 21, 2004 9:42 pmLocation: In a rock an roll venue near you....as long as you are in the Pacific Northwest.
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by Walkinghairball Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:26 am
"Damnit Mr. President, that fart was freakin wicked, I think some of it got in my mouth a little bit.....................BLARRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!"
This space for rent
Big Blue Owl
Posts: 7457 Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:31 amLocation: Somewhere between the darkness and the light
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by Big Blue Owl Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:32 am
"All come up to the front! Stare into the blubbering face of our brother John. The Deity speaks through him via these gurgling, evil-sounding voices spewing from his gobble-spout. And if we get close enough, we can get the divinity of His blessing splattered all over us."
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CygnusX1
Posts: 17306 Joined: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:53 pmLocation: We don't call 911 here.
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by CygnusX1 Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:19 am
Big Blue Owl wrote: "I can't take any more of this! If I hear any more out of Don't start none...won't be none.
ElfDude
Posts: 11085 Joined: Wed Dec 31, 2003 1:19 pmLocation: In the shadows of the everlasting hills
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by ElfDude Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:30 am
Horns come in NOW! A little more allegro this time!
Man, I love Beethoven!
Aren't you the guy who hit me in the eye?
Big Blue Owl
Posts: 7457 Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:31 amLocation: Somewhere between the darkness and the light
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by Big Blue Owl Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:04 pm
Bush - "Look, hold it down -
CALM DOWN, FOLKS!! Please, can we have your attention?
Now, it is not the end of the world. It's only (God willing) for 4 years, and who knows, perhaps he is the messiah after all! Wouldn't that be cool? Just like the ol' Bible said. Right on schedule. Savin' humanity. Kickin' the devil in the jimmies."
McCain - *sobs*
"Quit crying John, they're starting to simma down now."
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awip2062
Posts: 25518 Joined: Thu Nov 13, 2003 9:15 am
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by awip2062 Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:16 pm
ROFL! That's a good one! BBO you have a real talent for these!
Onward and Upward!
Big Blue Owl
Posts: 7457 Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:31 amLocation: Somewhere between the darkness and the light
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by Big Blue Owl Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:05 am
Heheh, thanks! Not completely useless, then
"My fellow prisoners, the Obama camp has been saying some pretty bad things about you here in western Pennsylvania, and I agree with them!"
(Actual McCain bumbles from 2 different speeches.)
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Giblin
Posts: 41 Joined: Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:02 pmLocation: Here and there
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by Giblin Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:50 am
"The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs."
"Quiet ones are the ones that change the Universe. Loud ones only take the credit."
Big Blue Owl
Posts: 7457 Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:31 amLocation: Somewhere between the darkness and the light
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by Big Blue Owl Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:06 pm
^^^
Lol!
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