What is Al Sharpton thinking?

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What is Al Sharpton thinking?

Post by ElfDude » Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:10 am

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Post by Big Blue Owl » Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:47 am

I'm not prejudiced against white people. I'm prejudiced FOR black people! There's a difference, and if you say there isn't, you're a racist.
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Post by ElfDude » Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:51 am

When I point my finger in anger, I always gotta do it with THIS hand! If I do it with the other hand, then I'm showin' everyone my $18,000 wristwatch...
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Post by awip2062 » Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:52 pm

I can say the N-Word and YOU can't, White Boy!
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Post by zepboy » Sat Jan 27, 2007 6:15 am

Ima slap dat nasty honkey smile right offa you leprosy face, boy!

Don't be commin round heya tawkin like dat!

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Re: What is Al Sharpton thinking?

Post by ElfDude » Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:41 am

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I pity da fool dat pulls DIS finga!
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Post by zepboy » Sat Jan 27, 2007 7:53 pm

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Ya'll gonna eat dat?

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Post by zepboy » Sat Jan 27, 2007 7:56 pm

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Yo, I sayed, you gonna eat dat?!!!

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Post by Big Blue Owl » Tue May 15, 2007 2:48 pm

Mama had a giant, fear-O-God-sized ass.

(Wow, even I think that was rank...but that was my first thought, so...keepin' it rea')
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Post by ElfDude » Tue May 15, 2007 2:55 pm

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Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

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Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

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Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

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Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

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Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

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Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

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Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

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Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

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Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

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Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
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Post by Soup4Rush » Tue May 15, 2007 5:41 pm

yo momma got more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book
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Post by Walkinghairball » Wed May 16, 2007 7:18 am

Oh, don't you be talkin bout my momma.

Don't make me cut choo wit mah razor.
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Post by awip2062 » Wed May 16, 2007 1:22 pm

*hides in Bro's hair*
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