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Post by Slaine mac Roth » Fri Sep 17, 2004 5:26 pm

How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five: one to screw in the light bulb and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart would have done it!
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Post by awip2062 » Fri Sep 17, 2004 6:37 pm

An oldie but a goodie, Slaine! And he would do it better!
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Post by 2112X1mbh » Tue Sep 21, 2004 8:27 pm

Does it have to be a lightbulb????


heh heh heh :cool:
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Post by awip2062 » Wed Sep 22, 2004 10:21 am

2112X1mbh wrote:Does it have to be a lightbulb????


heh heh heh :cool:
MARYBETH! :shock:
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Post by happysmilies007 » Wed Sep 22, 2004 6:17 pm

hey, that's a good'un Slaine!!

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Post by Sir Myghin » Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:01 pm

2112X1mbh wrote:Does it have to be a lightbulb????


heh heh heh :cool:
rock on heheh

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Post by kazzman » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:24 pm

2112X1mbh wrote:Does it have to be a lightbulb????


heh heh heh :cool:
I'm just gonna pretend I didn't read that...
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Post by Derek Rondinelli » Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:11 pm

Heh, drummers. They are a stunned bunch. :-)

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Post by awip2062 » Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:43 pm

Drummers are......well, I would say special, but that has a new meaning of its own in my home. They are......ummmm.............different.
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Post by Walkinghairball » Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:17 pm

Be nice you wee buwatt, uncle Hairball just sent a get started list to the kiddo. She'll fix ya.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......... The Hairball has left the building. :rr:
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Post by awip2062 » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:26 pm

What did you call me?

I am sure you sent her good stuff. You want more fry bread, dontcha?
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Post by PeartFan » Tue Jul 26, 2005 5:58 pm

I've never read this joke before, but it's pretty much right. anything we 'drummers' do, we always talk about how much we (or someone else) could have done it better.....never satisfied...

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Post by awip2062 » Mon Aug 01, 2005 12:05 am

No one will ever do it better than Neil.
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Post by awip2062 » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:14 am

I can't say without knowing I may get some argument that Neil is the best drummer ever, but he is my favorite, and quite unarguably a master at his trade.

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Post by CygnusX1 » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:24 am

Professor is one of those drummers that'll never be replicated...like John Bonham, Bill Bruford(Yes, King Crimson), Prairie Prince(The Tubes)...

That's why I have such a difficult time finding drummers to help me work up some Rush tunage...especially the older stuff...they, for the most part, won't touch it...
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