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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 4:53 am
by Raiden
Now, into the closet with you Christians. :-D

Jesus said so.

Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 6:42 am
by CygnusX1
Raiden wrote:Now, into the closet with you Christians. :-D
oh, far from it.

The best (from those of faith) is yet to come.

You can only take beatdowns for so long.

I think the bottle's gonna blow real soon, but that's just my opinion.

Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 8:57 am
by Big Blue Owl
CygnusX1 wrote:
Raiden wrote:Now, into the closet with you Christians. :-D
You can only take beatdowns for so long.
Must admit. Gave as many beat-downs as got.

Just enjoy religion and faith. Why blow bottles and get all uprisen about it? Just put hands together, open hymn book, sing to sky. Ignore opposers, as they will surely burn.

Don't judge. Live well. Be judged. Shed possessions. Go to Heaven.

Everyone else can go to Hell. :-)

Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 10:17 am
by Soup4Rush
^^^amen

Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 12:03 pm
by EJLUVSRUSH
I'm sorry, but that "saves seal" bit was too funny, as was the thing about the pigs.

I think the seal one is more ironic though.

Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 10:41 pm
by awip2062
Big Blue Owl wrote:
Don't judge. Live well. Be judged. Shed possessions. Go to Heaven.

Everyone else can go to Hell. :-)
I would that all lived the way above but no one went to hell.

Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 1:19 am
by Raiden
CygnusX1 wrote:
Raiden wrote:Now, into the closet with you Christians. :-D
oh, far from it.

The best (from those of faith) is yet to come.

You can only take beatdowns for so long.

I think the bottle's gonna blow real soon, but that's just my opinion.
Jesus said that when you speak with the Father, you should get in your closet and shut the door.

Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 8:35 am
by zepboy
^^^^^^^^^
But even Jesus, upon entering the temple, could only stand so much. When he saw behavior that went well beyond reasonable, He overturned their tables and chased them out with a lash in His hand.

It is fair to say that we are seeing anti-Constitutional behavior that is well beyond reasonable.

Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 10:52 am
by ElfDude
Raiden wrote:
CygnusX1 wrote:
Raiden wrote:Now, into the closet with you Christians. :-D
oh, far from it.

The best (from those of faith) is yet to come.

You can only take beatdowns for so long.

I think the bottle's gonna blow real soon, but that's just my opinion.
Jesus said that when you speak with the Father, you should get in your closet and shut the door.
When He said that, Jesus was responding to those who were saying their prayers loudly out in the street in order to be noticed by men. Those were not the only instructions He gave regarding when and where we should pray.

Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 6:52 am
by CygnusX1
Raiden wrote: Jesus said that when you speak with the Father, you should get in your closet and shut the door.
Close enough. (Catholic) Matthew 6:6 says a "private room," but the
reason why is clear in the next verse. Elf has got it.


"In your prayers do not babble as the gentiles do, for they
think that by using many words they will make themselves
heard."
- Matthew 6:7

Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 4:48 pm
by Raiden
Ah, okay. Sorry about that.

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 5:28 am
by CygnusX1
Nope, my bad. I misunderstood you, kid. :-)

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 7:27 am
by Big Blue Owl
Jesus has a cool last name. Imagine having Christ for a last name in High School. You'd pretty much rule. :-)

Here is a pic of me when I was a rastler. They called me Animal. I was having a bad day. :-D

Image

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 7:39 am
by Walkinghairball
So yer real name is George Steel?

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 7:40 am
by Big Blue Owl
That is my stage name. My real name is Peaches Carpetback.