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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:15 am
by awip2062
I'd really rather talk about my trip yesterday. I don't have two sheds. I have three. Why does everyone keep asking me about my sheds?

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:39 pm
by AnalogK
:D Patrick will be fitted for a bigger Helmet soon as he is outgrowing his first one :D

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:44 pm
by ElfDude
AnalogK wrote::D Patrick will be fitted for a bigger Helmet soon as he is outgrowing his first one :D
Is the next one gonna have a flame job on it? ;)

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:24 pm
by schuette
flames would be cool :-D

btw way my webcam is up and running for anyone that's on messenger :cool:

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:40 pm
by Fridge
Here's one about a year ago, taken in Sutherland, NW Scotland. I'd just hiked over thirty miles across the range of hills in the background which is why I look knackered....

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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:50 pm
by zepboy
I got knackered once.

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:43 pm
by Ogg
Nice pic Fridge.
zepboy wrote:I got knackered once.
:-D :-D :-D

I have to post this before I go. This my 'so grown up now' son Josh earlier, on the way to meet his girlfriend at the disco...and he want's the pc to message her. So goodbye from me :-) .

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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:12 pm
by schuette
Fridge wrote:Here's one about a year ago, taken in Sutherland, NW Scotland. I'd just hiked over thirty miles across the range of hills in the background which is why I look knackered....

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what range is that?...cool pic :-D

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:15 pm
by schuette
Ogg wrote:Nice pic Fridge.
zepboy wrote:I got knackered once.
:-D :-D :-D

I have to post this before I go. This my 'so grown up now' son Josh earlier, on the way to meet his girlfriend at the disco...and he want's the pc to message her. So goodbye from me :-) .

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ahhh young love :smt055

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:04 am
by zepboy
I had young love once.

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:59 am
by ElfDude
zepboy wrote:I had young love once.
Me too. And it lasted for years and she broke my heart.

Then I had old love. And she broke myheart too. :)

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:23 pm
by Ogg
ElfDude wrote:
zepboy wrote:I had young love once.
Me too. And it lasted for years and she broke my heart.

Then I had old love. And she broke myheart too. :)
I hear you mate :-) .

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:21 pm
by zepboy
the now me be enjoying almost middle aged love.

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:24 pm
by awip2062
zepboy wrote:the now me be enjoying almost middle aged love.
Are you calling me almost middle-aged? :shock:

Fridge, you like to hike, eh?

Ogg....you need a shotgun to protect that boy from the screaming girls?

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:15 am
by *Lifesonite
There's nothing like a perfectly healthy and gratuitous mention of "Two-Sheds"...

By the way Eagle is getting big, and so is Josh, the last picture I saw was a couple years ago. :shock: Not Eagz, Josh.

I'm enjoying slightly mad love, you can't stamp an age on that :-D
ElfDude wrote:It's the Arts!

Host: Last week the Royal Festival Hall saw the first performance of a new symphony by one of the world's leading modern composers, Arthur 'Two sheds' Jackson. Mr Jackson.

Jackson: Hello.

Host: May I just sidetrack for one moment. This -- what shall I call it -- nickname of yours...

Jackson: Ah yes.

Host: "Two sheds". How did you come by it?

Jackson: Well, I don't use it myself, but some of my friends call me "Two Sheds".

Host: And do you in fact have two sheds?

Jackson: No, I've only got one. I've had one for some time, but a few years ago I said I was thinking of getting another, and since then some people have called me "Two Sheds".

Host: In spite of the fact that you only have one.

Jackson: Yes.

Host: And are you still intending to purchase this second shed?

Jackson: (impatient) No!

Host: ...To bring you in line with your epithet?

Jackson: No.

Host: I see, I see. Well to return to your symphony.

Jackson: Ah yes.

Host: Did you write this symphony in the shed?

Jackson: (surprised) No!

Host: Have you written any of your recent works in this shed of yours?

Jackson: No, no, not at all. It's just an ordinary garden shed.

Host: I see, I see. And you're thinking of buying this second shed to write in!

Jackson: No, no. Look. This shed business -- it doesn't really matter. The sheds aren't important. A few friends call me Two Sheds and that's all there is to it. I wish you'd ask me about the music. Everybody talks about the sheds. They've got it out of proportion -- I'm a composer. I'm going to get rid of the shed. I'm fed up with it!

Host: Then you'll be Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson, eh?

Jackson: Look, forget about the sheds. They don't matter.

Host: (sternly) Mr. Jackson, I think, with respect, we ought to return to the subject of your symphony.

Jackson: Huh!

Host: I understand that you used to be interested in train-spotting.

Jackson: What?

Host: I understand that, about thirty years ago, you were interested in train-spotting.

Jackson: Well what's that got to do with my bloody music?

Other host: (entering) Are you having any trouble with him?

Host: Yes, a little. Good Lord! You're the man who interviewed Sir Edward Ross earlier.

Other host: Exactly. Well we interviewers are more than a match for the likes of you, "Two Sheds".

Host: Yes, make yourself scarce, "Two Sheds". This studio isn't big enough for the three of us! (They throw him out.)

Jackson: Here, what are you doing? Stop it! [Crash.]

Other host: Get your own Arts programme, you fairy!

Host: Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson... Never mind, Timmy.

Other host: Oh Mike, you're such a comfort.