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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:50 am
by CygnusX1
Raiden wrote:?Obama, he?s a piece of shit. I told him to suck on my
machine gun. Hey Hillary, You might want to ride one of these into the
sunset, you worthless bitch.?

-Ted Nugent

"I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life
because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle
finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar."


- Ted Nugent

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:55 am
by CygnusX1
"Why is it that when your wife is pregnant, all her female friends rub
her tummy and say, "Congratulations," but none of 'em rub your junk
and say 'Well done!' ?? "


- Unknown

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:32 am
by zepboy
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Good question . . . bummer, isn't it?!!

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:24 am
by Walkinghairball
CygnusX1 wrote:"Why is it that when your wife is pregnant, all her female friends rub
her tummy and say, "Congratulations," but none of 'em rub your junk
and say 'Well done!' ?? "


- Unknown

That would rock huh???? :twisted:

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:43 pm
by Raiden
CygnusX1 wrote:"Why is it that when your wife is pregnant, all her female friends rub
her tummy and say, "Congratulations," but none of 'em rub your junk
and say 'Well done!' ?? "


- Unknown
Because there's no baby in there and it's kinda creepy? :-D

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:42 pm
by Sub Zero
Raiden wrote:
CygnusX1 wrote:"Why is it that when your wife is pregnant, all her female friends rub
her tummy and say, "Congratulations," but none of 'em rub your junk
and say 'Well done!' ?? "


- Unknown
Because there's no baby in there and it's kinda creepy? :-D
<drags> Raiden to the fight thread

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:42 am
by CygnusX1
?The Nobel gang just suicide-bombed themselves. Gore, Carter, Obama,
and soon Bill Clinton. See a pattern here? They are all leftist sell-outs.

George Bush liberates 50 million Muslims in Iraq, Reagan liberates
hundreds of millions of Europeans and saves parts of Latin America...

Any awards??

Obama gives speeches trashing his own country, and for that gets a prize-
which is now worth as much as [whatever] prizes they are putting in
Cracker Jack boxes these days.?
-- Rush Limbaugh

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:53 pm
by Raiden
"Why should Obama be given a peace prize while his country owns the largest nuclear arsenal on Earth and his soldiers continue to shed innocent blood in Iraq and Afghanistan?"

-an Islamic jihad leader named Kahled Al-Batsh

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:48 pm
by zepboy
I wish I could get an award for doing nothing. Unfortunately, I work for a boss that requires effort and results.

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:24 pm
by T4EFAN
"When you're sharing the stage with President Barack Obama, you kind of have to wear clothes."

-Brandi Fowler

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:48 pm
by Big Blue Owl
"Not only is he blamed for everything under the sun before he could even think about such things, but he's given an award for peaceful achievement before being given a proper chance of doing so!"

- Anonymous blogger

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:49 pm
by ElfDude
Big Blue Owl wrote:"Not only is he blamed for everything under the sun before he could even think about such things, but he's given an award for peaceful achievement before being given a proper chance of doing so!"

- Anonymous blogger
The first half of that one... everything up to the comma reminds me not only of this presidency but of the two before it as well.

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:10 pm
by Sir Myghin
yo BBO long time no see

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:53 am
by CygnusX1
Welcome back Owlie!

**belly-bumps big-blue-dude**

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:22 am
by CygnusX1
"Behold the 'Vietnamization' of Afghanistan by the democratic party,
with Pelosi stating that, 'without a definitive strategy in Afghanistan, the
U.S. should not devote resources until it has ?evaluated the tools at our
disposal.' Our troops can?t take another 10 months of 'evaluation,' they
need support - now.


If the democrats aren?t going to fight and win this war, then pull these
guys back. They are not cannon fodder for Pelosi, Reid and Obama?s
amusement."


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