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Posted: **Mon Jun 21, 2004 9:13 am**

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!!

Posted: **Mon Jun 21, 2004 11:11 am**

It's Bicycle Repairman!

Posted: **Wed Jun 23, 2004 5:19 am**

Well I left him outside for a few minutes while I went in to get some brillo pads. When I came back he was gone! He was only 48.

Agnes, did you see who moved in next door?
Yes, black as the ace of spades they were.
Oh well, there goes the neighborhood.

Posted: **Wed Jun 23, 2004 8:40 am**

Put him in.......

THE COMFY CHAIR!!!!!

Posted: **Wed Jun 23, 2004 12:33 pm**

Wooould you pleeaase fonndle myyy buttocks.

Posted: **Wed Jun 23, 2004 1:14 pm**

Do you waaant to come back to my place? Bouncy, bouncy.

Posted: **Thu Jun 24, 2004 1:46 pm**

Do you want to go upstairs???

Posted: **Thu Jul 08, 2004 11:39 pm**

time to resurrect this thread!!

"THE COMFY CHAY-AH??"

*arrow striketh Concord(e)* "Message for you, sah!"

"Don't watch the TV, dear, it's bad for your eyes!"

*does the fish-slap dance*

carolynn

Posted: **Mon Jul 12, 2004 1:11 pm**

"One day son, ALL of this will be yours..."

"What? The curtains?"

Posted: **Tue Jul 20, 2004 7:55 am**

*Bump*

Arthur: "Good idea, Oh Lord"

God: "Of course it's a good idea!!!!"

Posted: **Sun Jul 25, 2004 3:46 pm**

"And now for something completely different. Here is a man with a tape recorder up his nose."

"And next we have a man with a ferret through his head."

"He's getting better!"

"Ni!"

carolynn

Posted: **Sat Aug 21, 2004 9:47 pm**

"If it's not a personal question, but are you a virgin?"

-Life of Brian

Posted: **Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:40 pm**

Bigus Dickus

Posted: **Tue Aug 24, 2004 5:00 pm**

JAHOVA JAHOVA JAHOVA!!!!!

Posted: **Tue Oct 05, 2004 10:32 am**

Crucifixion?
Good!
Line on the left...one cross each...

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