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*in my smoothest TV voiceover tones*

This program will be translated for the hearing impared

"Damnit Mr. President, that fart was freakin wicked, I think some of it got in my mouth a little bit.....................BLARRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!"

"All come up to the front! Stare into the blubbering face of our brother John. The Deity speaks through him via these gurgling, evil-sounding voices spewing from his gobble-spout. And if we get close enough, we can get the divinity of His blessing splattered all over us."

Big Blue Owl wrote:

"I can't take any more of this! If I hear any more out of
"The Decider" over there....I'm gonna kill myself with Tupperware."

Horns come in NOW! A little more allegro this time!
Man, I love Beethoven!

Bush - "Look, hold it down - CALM DOWN, FOLKS!! Please, can we have your attention?
Now, it is not the end of the world. It's only (God willing) for 4 years, and who knows, perhaps he is the messiah after all! Wouldn't that be cool? Just like the ol' Bible said. Right on schedule. Savin' humanity. Kickin' the devil in the jimmies."

McCain - *sobs*

"Quit crying John, they're starting to simma down now."

ROFL! That's a good one! BBO you have a real talent for these!

Heheh, thanks! Not completely useless, then



"My fellow prisoners, the Obama camp has been saying some pretty bad things about you here in western Pennsylvania, and I agree with them!"

(Actual McCain bumbles from 2 different speeches.)

"The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs."

^^^
Lol!