The Bold Faced Lies Thread!!!

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The Bold Faced Lies Thread!!!

Post by Walkinghairball » Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:48 am

Make all yer outrageous claims here.


I'll kick it off.



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Post by CygnusX1 » Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:12 am

When I played baseball, I was what you would call a "Contact Hitter"....If I got a base hit, I would holler:

"HEY.....Somebody contact the coach and tell him I got a HIT!!!" :-D :headbang:
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Post by CygnusX1 » Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:44 am

BTW......I ALSO INVENTED THE INTERNET :twisted: :-D :cool:

FORGET what you heard about Al Gore...

(he's just a silver-spoon-fed-weenie that inherited millions from tobacco...what does HE know?) :P :roll:
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Post by Soup4Rush » Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:07 am

My penis is 12 inches long
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Post by CygnusX1 » Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:10 am

Soup4Rush wrote:My penis is 12 inches long
mine is too, but when it's limp :-D
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Post by awip2062 » Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:44 am

I am going to marry Rob Halford this weekend and all of you will be picked up in about 5 minutes by a limo filled with your favorite beverages.
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Post by CygnusX1 » Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:47 am

HAHAHAHA AS IF :P
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Post by awip2062 » Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:49 am

Siggs is laughing because this is the bold-faced lie thread and he knows I am telling the truth.
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Post by CygnusX1 » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:01 pm

Hey t...not slamming Leon or anything (he's my Bro, yaknow?), but since you're a teacher, shouldn't the spelling of the thread name be "bald-faced" instead of "bold-faced" I mean, I'm BOLD-Faced--and I LIE here, but am I wrong? :shock: :lol:
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Post by awip2062 » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:04 pm

Some say "bold" some say "bald" and I say that Neil looks good wether bold or bald.

*hopes she skeetered out of that one with the mention of the Professor*
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Post by CygnusX1 » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:05 pm

:headbang: then it's all good, and I shall remain bold-faced and like it :-D
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Post by awip2062 » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:08 pm

Whew!

I am SO thankful for Neil.
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Post by CygnusX1 » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:12 pm

yeppers......t dodges another hair-splitter! :-D
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Post by awip2062 » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:02 pm

I saw three Red BMWs travelling down Hwy 101 east this morning and Neil was on each of them at the same time!
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Post by Me » Sat Aug 12, 2006 6:40 am

I'm willing to bet you all didn't know that I'm the owner and offical photgrapher of Victoria's Secret and I know alot of their secrets too :-D
I also own a 54' yacht have a huge home in Bermuda and do occasional "HITS" for the international community.
Other than I'm just a normal sort of guy. 8)
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