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The "Laws of Reality" Game
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:02 am
by CygnusX1
Follow suit and we all should learn something...
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the
very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Re: The "Laws of Reality" Game
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:41 am
by zepboy
CygnusX1 wrote:Follow suit and we all should learn something...
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the
very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Actually, I think it's the law of the lie. Every one you tell will bite you in the keester! LOL
Re: The "Laws of Reality" Game
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:05 am
by CygnusX1
zepboy wrote:Actually, I think it's the law of the lie. Every one you tell will bite you in the keester! LOL
TESTIFY on that one Brudda, but you gotta post a "law!"
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:09 am
by CygnusX1
I got another one:
Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of
your act.
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:49 am
by Big Blue Owl
The Law Of Causality.
Torture small dogs and you will no doubt get a burning crab infestation
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:05 am
by CygnusX1
^^^
***snort*** hahahaha
Law of Wrong Numbers:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone
always answers.
Re: The "Laws of Reality" Game
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:15 pm
by zepboy
CygnusX1 wrote:zepboy wrote:Actually, I think it's the law of the lie. Every one you tell will bite you in the keester! LOL
TESTIFY on that one Brudda, but you gotta post a "law!"
Law of bad posting: post against the thread rules, and you will be exposed!!!
Re: The "Laws of Reality" Game
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:18 am
by CygnusX1
zepboy wrote:CygnusX1 wrote:zepboy wrote:Actually, I think it's the law of the lie. Every one you tell will bite you in the keester! LOL
TESTIFY on that one Brudda, but you gotta post a "law!"
Law of bad posting: post against the thread rules, and you will be exposed!!!
Sorry Zep. I didn't have my bifocals on.
"Law of the Lie" STANDS. Good one.
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:30 am
by CygnusX1
Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:46 am
by Walkinghairball
LAW OF "JUST GET THE HELL OVER IT YOU FREAKIN WUSSY!"
The world ain't fair, and a fair will rob you blind.
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:37 pm
by zepboy
Walkinghairball wrote:LAW OF "JUST GET THE HELL OVER IT YOU FREAKIN WUSSY!"
The world ain't fair, and a fair will rob you blind.
ROFLMBO!!! Preach it bro!!!
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:43 pm
by Walkinghairball
zepboy wrote:Walkinghairball wrote:LAW OF "JUST GET THE HELL OVER IT YOU FREAKIN WUSSY!"
The world ain't fair, and a fair will rob you blind.
ROFLMBO!!! Preach it bro!!!
Funny thing is I suffered with a gnarly right eyebrow skull splitting headache today, and I was rather unhappy when I posted that.......
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:14 am
by CygnusX1
Walkinghairball wrote:Funny thing is I suffered with a gnarly right eyebrow skull splitting headache today, and I was rather unhappy when I posted that.......
Talk about a inconvenient truth!
Right on Hairy.
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:17 am
by zepboy
Gorespeak: If Al Gore says it, you can be sure it isn't realistic. ie: no fosil fuel use in ten years. Yeah right! Are we going to find an alternative source to keep the worlds airlines running on other than jet fuel within ten years?!!
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:23 am
by CygnusX1
zepboy wrote:Gorespeak: If Al Gore says it, you can be sure it isn't realistic. ie: no fosil fuel use in ten years. Yeah right! Are we going to find an alternative source to keep the worlds airlines running on other than jet fuel within ten years?!!
I gotta go with Ann Coulter's take on this one....
"Why doesn't he (Gore) just challenge us to get rid of OXYGEN in ten
years too?"
hahaha