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Post by Raiden » Sun May 17, 2009 5:43 pm

WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. (May 16) - Authorities say a North Carolina teen who was thwarted as he tried to rob a store with a banana ate it before they could arrive.

Winston-Salem authorities say 17-year-old John Szwalla held the banana under his shirt when he entered the store Thursday, saying he had a gun and demanded money.

Owner Bobby Ray Mabe says he and a customer jumped Szwalla, holding him until deputies arrived. While they waited, Mabe says the teen ate the banana.

Mabe says deputies took pictures of the banana peel. Forsyth County Sheriff's office spokesman Maj. Brad Stanley says deputies joked about charging Szwalla with destroying evidence.

Szwalla faces a charge of attempted armed robbery. Jail officials say he doesn't have an attorney.

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Post by Raiden » Mon May 18, 2009 4:09 pm

I imagine he forgot about the sandwich.

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Post by ElfDude » Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:44 pm

Teen Girl Falls In Open Manhole While Texting
She said the manhole she fell in to was left open and unattended with no warning signs or orange cones. She said two workers with the New York City Department of Environmental Protection failed to secure the area as they prepared to flush the sewer.

"It was just really gross and it was shocking and scary," she said. "Because of their careless mistake I got hurt."
Sounds like she doesn't want to admit to being like a character right out of a Laurel and Hardy movie or something.
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Post by Aerosmitten » Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:18 pm

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Post by Devil Dick » Mon Dec 07, 2009 12:13 pm

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Post by Sir Myghin » Mon Dec 07, 2009 12:20 pm

ElfDude wrote:
Teen Girl Falls In Open Manhole While Texting
She said the manhole she fell in to was left open and unattended with no warning signs or orange cones. She said two workers with the New York City Department of Environmental Protection failed to secure the area as they prepared to flush the sewer.

"It was just really gross and it was shocking and scary," she said. "Because of their careless mistake I got hurt."
Sounds like she doesn't want to admit to being like a character right out of a Laurel and Hardy movie or something.
something similar here last year, girl bikes into side of stationary city bus, and dies.

or boy runs away from home as parents took away his xbox, after a few weeks found in the woods, had fallen out of a tree before or after death by cold. Seriously.

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Post by ElfDude » Mon Dec 07, 2009 12:32 pm

Sir Myghin wrote:
ElfDude wrote:
Teen Girl Falls In Open Manhole While Texting
She said the manhole she fell in to was left open and unattended with no warning signs or orange cones. She said two workers with the New York City Department of Environmental Protection failed to secure the area as they prepared to flush the sewer.

"It was just really gross and it was shocking and scary," she said. "Because of their careless mistake I got hurt."
Sounds like she doesn't want to admit to being like a character right out of a Laurel and Hardy movie or something.
something similar here last year, girl bikes into side of stationary city bus, and dies.

or boy runs away from home as parents took away his xbox, after a few weeks found in the woods, had fallen out of a tree before or after death by cold. Seriously.
Sounds like natural selection just doing its job. :-D
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Post by Sir Myghin » Mon Dec 07, 2009 3:12 pm

indeed #3 was girl with IPod on , hood up, no paying attention walks out in front of snow plow. also dies. To be fair I've almost bowled over a few who walk into me also.

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Post by T4EFAN » Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:44 am

Sir Myghin wrote:indeed #3 was girl with IPod on , hood up, no paying attention walks out in front of snow plow. also dies. To be fair I've almost bowled over a few who walk into me also.
I'd like to go walking with my MP3 player on me, but I just can't do that.

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Post by Sir Myghin » Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:05 am

its probably for the better, worst is when they do it and chew gum, glazed over, walking into people/things, chewing like cows.

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Post by T4EFAN » Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:24 pm

Sir Myghin wrote:its probably for the better, worst is when they do it and chew gum, glazed over, walking into people/things, chewing like cows.
I don't need help colliding into things.

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Post by awip2062 » Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:56 pm

I wonder if they pulled that one off! lol
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