This is one my mom told along time ago, and now that my kids are in elementary school, I appreciate it much more:
A boy brings a picture of the nativity he drew to his mother and explains all of the elements of it. Mary, Joseph, the Baby Jesus, the shepherds, etc. When he's done, his mother notices something he didn't explain. She points to a small fat boy in the corner. "And who is this?" she asks. "Oh," says the boy, "that's Round John Virgin."
Christmas joke...
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Christmas joke...
"I broke a mirror in my house. I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."
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Santa Clause, the Toothfairy, the Easterbunny, and an honest politician are walking down the street when they find a $100 bill on the sidewalk. All of them bend over to get it at the sametime. Who gets it? None of them, they're all figments of your imagination.
"I broke a mirror in my house. I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."
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