Birmingham City - Pamela Anderson
Used to look good in the cups but now a declining force. Plus millions watched them get a good seeing to.
Wigan Athletic - Davinia McCall
Poor attendances cinfirm they've been promoted above their ability.
Portsmouth - Girls Aloud
only one real class act among the hastily assembled line up. You shouldn't like them but, admit it, you've sneaked the occasional glance.
Sunderland - Kerry Katona
Once the people's favourite but now an embarassment. Fun while it lasted - now disappear back to where you came from...PLEASE
Tottenham Hotspur - Keira Knightley
Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive English spine. Proof that two little ones up front needn't be a drawback
Everton - Danii Minogue
The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling. Can anyone remember when it was that they were supposed to be any good?
Fulham - Charlotte Church
Proof that money can't buy you class but could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow.
Arsenal - Jordan
Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with expensive foreign imports
Newcastle United - Jodie Marsh
impressive front two but embarassing at the back. had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher level.
Aston Villa - Dido
Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit they had years ago
Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor
indivdually all the components look great but, stick them together and it just doesn't work
Chelsea - Rachel Stevens
You'd rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining
Bolton Wanderers - Clare Balding
You wouldn't...even if they were the last team on earth
Manchester United - Catherine Zeta Jones
Used to look great until they were shafted by an old fat American with too much money
If Women were Soccer Teams
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If Women were Soccer Teams
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