The Fight Thread REVIVED!!!

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Sun May 17, 2009 5:33 pm

EJLUVSRUSH wrote:Yeah, I know what Raiden looks like. I'm familiar with Mortal Kombat I was just being funny.

Ah, all right then.

*looks over at plastic puddle*

Nice work. Want to spread her on something?

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sun May 17, 2009 6:47 pm

Change one molecule first, then she will be margerine.

EJLUVSRUSH · Post by **EJLUVSRUSH** » Sun May 17, 2009 7:27 pm

Mmmmmm....margarine.....mmmmmmm......

(it is a little disturbing to think that only one molecule seperates margarine from the plastic container it comes in)

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sun May 17, 2009 8:56 pm

(Margarine never goes bad...lasts forever....just like plastic)

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Sun May 17, 2009 9:43 pm

Nothing on Earth lasts forever.

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Mon May 18, 2009 7:12 am

Raiden wrote:Nothing on Earth lasts forever.

Joan Rivers will.

EJLUVSRUSH · Post by **EJLUVSRUSH** » Mon May 18, 2009 7:22 am

Only because she's already been embalmed. Or is she plastic too? She's looking pretty waxy these days. And like her face is going to crack if she moves her mouth too much.

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Tue May 19, 2009 6:47 pm

Plastic eventually goes away - something will destroy it. It simply takes a very long time for nature to do so.

EJLUVSRUSH · Post by **EJLUVSRUSH** » Tue May 19, 2009 8:23 pm

There is NOTHING natrual (left) about Joan Rivers.

Granted, she NEVER looked good, but now she looks like a bad halloween mask. Maybe Mike Meyers should have worn HER face. He would have scared people to death without ever having to stab them.

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Wed May 20, 2009 3:25 am

I like the "Before" picture much better.

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Wed May 20, 2009 8:50 am

Yuck.

EJLUVSRUSH · Post by **EJLUVSRUSH** » Wed May 20, 2009 11:34 am

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Wed May 20, 2009 11:55 am

She makes Havik look gorgeous....well, maybe......no....

*kicks EJ in the face for tormenting my eye spaces with images of such a disturbing-looking woman's face*

EJLUVSRUSH · Post by **EJLUVSRUSH** » Wed May 20, 2009 8:25 pm

*gets up off the ground, dusts himself off and laughs*

*dances around, weaves and bobs goating Raiden into making a move*

*Raiden tries to use his lightning on me and I duck the lightning bolt, run over to him, grab his hand still shooting lightning, and jab it into his left "eye space", pushing it into his brain*

How's that for shock therapy?

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Wed May 20, 2009 10:54 pm

*Takes a moment to recover from the eye injury, shoots a concentrated lightning bolt in both of EJ's eyes*

Your eyesight's worse than Kenshi's and he's pretty blind.