Rushmas stories

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Xanadu
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Rushmas stories

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It was the night before x-mas and Neil was sitting by the fire reading and
Santa comes down the chimney...

"What the FUCK?!...I cannot beleive this...now fucking fans are coming down my chimney dressed as Santa!!!....I hope you roast in the fireplace you fat fuck!!!!"

*tosses kerosine on Santa*

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We're all mad here!
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i didn't know Neil was so vulgar....
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Xanadu wrote:It was the night before x-mas and Neil was sitting by the fire reading and
Santa comes down the chimney...

"What the FUCK?!...I cannot beleive this...now fucking fans are coming down my chimney dressed as Santa!!!....I hope you roast in the fireplace you fat fuck!!!!"

*tosses kerosine on Santa*

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
HO HO HO
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Santa Clause here and I'm pissed the tooth fairy refuses to suck my candy cane. The stupid elves are humping Mrs Clause for a raise and I'm about to have a lay off and hop on over to visit the Easter Bunny.
When evil is allowed to compete with good, evil has an emotional populist appeal that wins out unless good men & women stand as a vanguard against abuse.
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My leprechauns ran away :cry:
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