Goddamn it!!! Now my hands look funny!!!!!!

Medinaquirin · Post by **Medinaquirin** » Sun Mar 07, 2004 11:03 pm

I been trying to grow out my nails, and it was working pretty good with the exception of a few I had to file back, but today I broke three nails in a row! Now all but my ring and middle finger on my left hand and my thumb and ring finger on my right hand are long! My hands look all weird now! Dammit!!!

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 1:24 am

Look at it thi way, atleast you were able to grow them! I break mine before they ged anywhere near beign considered longish. Too hard on me hands

wcp · Post by **wcp** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 3:48 pm

i bite mine off before they have a chance to brake! MUAHAHHAHA

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 3:49 pm

i'm afriad i do much the same

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 3:54 pm

**stalking my hoser brother**

*Stalking Sir Mydweeb*

Zivo · Post by **Zivo** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 7:02 pm

I grow the nails on my right hand to use as plectrums when playing classical guitar. On the other hand (heh-heh), I have to keep them cropped close so they don't bung up the fretboard fingering. To anyone who actually looks at them, I must appear a little freaky.
Every time an important one splits I give a right-God-damning curse as well

Medinaquirin · Post by **Medinaquirin** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 7:37 pm

Well, as long as yours don't get so long you look like the Indian man who has to keep his hand in a bag so his nails aren't trailing all over the place, I doubt it's too much of a problem.

On another note, more nails broke today - I'm down to the nails on my ring fingers! LOL. Time to break out the strengthening polish again.

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 8:02 pm

theres a sure fire solution for this problem , k here's what we'll need , some duct tape, soap, and a pair of plyers,

first wash the plyers with soap so they are really clean

, then grab the nails with the pliers and yank em out, then duct tape the wounds shut. If done properly you won't bleed much, it may hurt a bit, suck it up. and then you need never worry about breakin a nail ever again

Medinaquirin · Post by **Medinaquirin** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 8:24 pm

Cheeky bugger!

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 8:26 pm

not gonna try it, i'm hurt

heheheh

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 12:36 am

Come here Sir, lest try it on you

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 12:44 am

no thanks i'll stick to biting mine

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 1:25 am

Are you sure?

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 1:28 pm

fairly yes

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:41 pm

I am sorry, no fairness allowed in life.